Modern Bar Furniture - The next wave of crazyness is finally here
You might not know what this is at first sight, this freakish combination of muscle and finesse this
weird contraption that looks likes it’s come from a mad scientist’s lab, but safe to say , it’’s bar stool. This bar stool designed by a company called Boss Hoss is one of the most unusual of the new wave of modern bar furniture I’ve seen. Sporting a mini- V8 engine, its capable of hauling up to 2,000 pounds. Real handy for transporting those cartons of six-packs that you’ve stored away in your secret underground stash.
What mad genius designed this I dare not say. But the pure craziness of it appeals to my inner primal instincts. It just wants to make me go: Woohoo ! Here I come, make way for the king ! The pure quickyness of it is breathtaking. How did a barstool get pairedwith a V8 engine ? I can only speculate…maybe the designer was bored of getting into the car after a night out…maybe he was drunk…but I’m gonna stick with this. A flash of inspiration hit him as he was flung into the air
off his bar stool by a trucker that he just kissed full on the lips. Yes, that seems more likely.
Imagine the future, where people travel around on their own V8 engine powered bar stools chugging jugs of beer, with their own little attached side-table. Where they gather at drive-in bars to fill up on gas and booze, where they can always schedule their own impromptu bumper car rally when the thought hits them. Where they can truthfully say to the big ass trucker beside them,”My chair owns your truck eat my dust, ass “. *(disclaimer, I will not be responsible for any broken bones, twisted fingers, or other mangled bodyparts)
Now, I sit in trepidation, waiting for the next piece of modern bar furniture that will change my life and free my soul like the Boss Hoss V8 bar stool did.
